Sunday, October 22, 2006

INTRODUCING THE NEW TARA....

I HAVE RECENTLY DECIDED TO START WORKING OUT…I THINK IT IS DOING MY BODY GOOD. TAKE A LOOK AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK…I NEED THE HONEST TRUTH HERE PEOPLE.
HERE I AM AT THE GYM… actualy this was taken a few years ago, in the 80's.



















HERE I AM WATER SKIING…in my swim cap.
















HERE I AM DOING GYMNASTICS….













HERE I AM RUNNING IN A LITTLE RACE CALLED THE OLYMPICS... in my dangerously short shorts and with armpit hair.



















THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR MAKING ME WHO I AM TODAY. YOU ARE THE REASON I HAVE THESE CHISELED ABS AND STUNNING FEATURES. (WHICH DOESN’T MEAN THAT I TOO CANT NOT DIE IN A FREAKISH GASOLINE FIGHT ACCIDENT) (ZOOLANDER, PEOPLE, ITS FROM ZOOLANDER)

20 comments:

Jen said...

TT, it was definately worth the wait! You are amazing. I wish I new how to paste my face onto people with mad athletic skills...

Jen said...

Look at you! You have links! How precious. It took you half a year or so but it's good to be able to link back to myself now!

tara said...

uuuuh, im sure i dont know what youre talking about...my body has always looked like that, i just enhanced it. (or andrew did, he knows how to cut and paste little faces onto pictures of people who actualy work out and eric is the only reason i now have links on my page)

Unknown said...

For someone who doesn't like punctuation, you sure use a lot of it.

tara said...

ok "world champ stephen neal", when i say that i dont like punctuation, it is more that i dont like to use caps or apostrophies.

Priscilla said...

I am amazed at your athleticism! You go!

Ryan Woods said...

Tara, you're now our new desktop background!

Oh, and whose Stephen Neal?

tara said...

uuuh hes the world champ. doy.

arwen said...

Seth also decided to start getting physical a few years ago. Funny how you guys have the same taste in unitards...

tara said...

that bastard cut and pasted my body!!

Unknown said...

Wow, Tara. You're sooooo hot.¡

Hey, what happened to your knife post? It went away and left me here all alone. With no super-sharp knives with which to feed or defend myself.

arwen said...

no, I don't think so... I think you just have the same amazing rack, that's all... it's really the only reason I married him... cause of his rack...


rack

tara said...

oh crap. im so sad. i accidently deleted my miracle blade post. that is sad...i wish i could bring it back.

Kara Deal said...

Ummm. I'm scared.

Jess said...

I actually have to come to this post at least once a day to see these pictures. They make my heart happier than I can say!

Anonymous said...

Tara! I made those pictures of you! I made those when I was still living in portugal! I can't believe you still have them. oh what a good day this shall now be. love you!

arwen said...

i like drew. I wish he had a blog... *hint hint* *joinusdrew... joinusinbloglandia... joinus... joinus...*


does "joinus" sound like a genital euphemism to anyone else?

Jess said...

If I have to look at these creepy things one more day...

Lisa said...

i think i have had to look at these amazingly awesome athletic pictures of you for WAY TOO LONG.

Seriously, TAR... whats the hold up?

dodyb said...

Halloween is over Tara, time to move on. Please!