HERE I AM AT THE GYM… actualy this was taken a few years ago, in the 80's.

HERE I AM WATER SKIING…in my swim cap.

HERE I AM DOING GYMNASTICS….

HERE I AM RUNNING IN A LITTLE RACE CALLED THE OLYMPICS... in my dangerously short shorts and with armpit hair.

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR MAKING ME WHO I AM TODAY. YOU ARE THE REASON I HAVE THESE CHISELED ABS AND STUNNING FEATURES. (WHICH DOESN’T MEAN THAT I TOO CANT NOT DIE IN A FREAKISH GASOLINE FIGHT ACCIDENT) (ZOOLANDER, PEOPLE, ITS FROM ZOOLANDER)